Summer Solstice and which of you is the sluttiest 1 here.

So its summer solstice and the WP decides it is time to invade a festival. Mark1, Stiffler, Allan, myself and roommate. We meet up with Mark1's good friend lets call her Jennie she has a friend who is fucking hot ass red head.  Well we do our marathon drinking session.  I think if the Olympics had an event for beer drinking, my crew would gold medal in it.  Allan, Mark1, and myself would be a relay team from hell when it comes to drinking.  So we drink all day and into the night.  We are in a bar somewhere in Fremont and Allan walks up to this table of girls and ask them.  "Which of you is the sluttiest girl here?" this works for him eventually he starts talking to a chick from the table.

So we lose the roommate at some point and the hot red head freaks out and starts looking for the roommate.  This starts a pattern of the roommate cockblocking.  Kinda funny but not really, she doesn't do it on purpose but it just happens.  So we find her she apparently thought jazz was playing somewhere and went off to hear it.  Well that has pissed the red head off so she goes home.  Anyway Stiffler has hooked up with 2 women and goes home with them.  Get the story later that one of them apparently passed out in the bed with him and he wakes up in a wet bed.  Couldn't figure out why at first.  He then discovers the chick has pissed herself while sleeping.  He gets up goes outside and calls an Uber.

So the roommate and i go back to the den she goes to stiffler's bed and sleeps and i go downstairs.  The rest of the WP comes back at some point and Mark1 comes and wakes me up.  Says, "hey bro Allan has a chick needs the bed down here."  I get up like a good wing man go upstairs and hit the couch.  So the only person that gets laid this weekend is Allan.  Fucker.