Is it too soon for topless.

So its Thursday again.. Well WP member has a bd on wednesday but his wife is preggo and can't par take in activities. We understand "Dick" has a life that is not the single life, but the WP must take care of their members. Dick and i have been best bud since i moved up here, huntin buddies, drinkin buddies, and just plain ole Damn Good Friends. So on thursday he gets off work early i go ahead and leave also meet him in DTK for a couple of beers. I send out the howl (txt) to the rest of the WP letting them know the meeting spot. SO we have some beers. Dick has to go home to his preggo wife that leaves me, Allan, little H, and Mark1. This is the crew that women should be afraid of, we have the scent of alpha male. You ladies know you love that scent. So the WP roles down to an irish pub in DTK play a little pool and bullshit. The talent here is horrible but it is 630 pm on thurs so we are not exactly in a pick up chix spot on thurs. Then this group of people start showing up. Then all the sudden these 2 taller girls come over and ask us if they can play pool. We pair up "Shawna" and myself, then "Erin" and Allan play partners against each other. We are bullshiting and i can tell my partner is into me, but i can't remember her name. I go ask allan what is her name? I do this prob 15x throughout the night. It becomes a joke with Allan and me, he is like think Shawn then na. I am like ok will do. So night goes good it is prob 930ish and we start making out. I find out she works with Mark2's wife. I ask for her number and she doesn't want to give it to me, so i call Mark2 and take/send pic of her to mark2 so he can get her number from his wife. This slick move works even though mark2 doesn't get it, she gives it right after that and say you were going to get it anyway. Next she says "Hey you want to go to a M's game tomorrow night." Hell yea. So we discuss where to pick her up at. She decides i will pick her up at her work. Ok will do. Then we start talking about her job. I tell her i am working from home tomorrow and sitting by the pool. She likes that plan and ask if she can come sit by the pool because she has tomorrow off. I am like "sure but just bring cloths to spend the night cause we both know you aren't going home after the game." She resist for about 10 seconds and then is like you're right. So she leaves and the WP roles on down to another bar to do what we do. I get a call i am thinkin hmmmm she wants me to come to her place, but nope she just wants to talk. I leave the bar and head home which is prob the best thing anyway. So i get up on friday morn and mow the lawn to get over the hangover. Do some quick house work so i can have a presentable house for a chick. She show up around 11 or so, we talk kinda get to know each other and hang out. She tells me we aren't have sex tonight. I am ok with that or at least tell her i am. We are sitting by the pool she gets a towel and lays down face down. Looks at me and say "Is it too soon for topless?" My response is play it cool "Not at all." with the bubbles over my head of 'i am going to do naughty things to her.' Anyway we talk hang out float in the pool have a good time. Around 4 we start getting dressed to go to the game. Jump in the truck and fight traffic to the game. Park go to Henry's for a beer and dinner/lunch. Go hangout at the game have some beers, i had made a deal with her that i wouldn't dip at the game or around her too much. I look over at her tell her "It is going to be difficult tonight." She says "Well have a dip then." I say "Not what i am talking about." She goes "You want to bang me huh." BINGO babe. This also start a weekend long game of banging jokes. So it is 5 inning i look at her and say you ready to go. She is cool with it. We walk to the truck when we get there we start a little make out session. We hop in the truck and go meet some of the WP around the "French quater" We get there and they are at the tabasco pizza place with the same waitress to which the waitress says i remember you guys. i am like great.... So we laugh and talk about butter and jam fun then go about our night. So mark2 said something about not wanting to hang with someone that works with his wife and my nose smells sex, so we go home at 10ish. We get home pretty much go straight to bed. We are fooling around she gets on top because she "has more control there." Well that doesn't last long and whoops something slides in. Anyway that goes for about 10 min and over, she doesn't finish and i am just not satisfied with that. We go to sleep and i wake up at about 2 role over and shove it in. She wakes up and loves it anyway that last for about 30 min and she still doesn't finish. I am challenged now. So i role over and go back to sleep wake up at about 5ish this time i rub on her a bit and she slides it in this time it last about 30 min and she finishes with those long legs just quivering... I am like eddie murphy in Raw 'Got this motherfucker now.' I don't finish this time just out of breath. So she gets up on Saturday and goes home she has some emails for work to catch up on and a barre class to go to. I go to breakfast on bourbon with the guys at our breakfast spot. Where they know our name. I eat and have a couple of drinks then get a call "hey i want to hang by the pool some more." So i head home and i get another call from Big H he is at Costco and want to buy steaks and bring over for BBQ. I tell him there might be a chick there but no prob. He is good with it he is really more interested in hanging out having beers and shooting the bow. So i get there with shawna and she says "I need to put sunscreen on you." So she rubs sunscreen on my back and shit apparently i got a little burned yesterday. Then she says can you put it on me now. I started then somehow our cloths come off and we are fucking on the table. Just a quicky. My company comes over, it is Dick his preggo wife, Big H and his wife. We eat dinner shoot the bow and drink some beer. Good times are had by all. We find out that my ex took all the wine keys so we are trying to open wine bottles for the ladies, with chap stick or hammers and screwdrivers. That happens and it works. We eat our dinner and the company leaves, then we go upstairs and fuck a couple more times. I bend her long legs into a pretzel and that shit is fun. Get those fuckers to shaking again except i just keep going this time. She starts convulsing and shit. We stop again without me finishing cause i am out of breath. Note to self need to breath when fucking.....

It starts on Thursday and I don't know how to talk to a VIRGIN, but my pimp hand is strong.

Happy hour at a swanky Bellevue bar on Thursday, sure sounds fun. Get there a little early to meet Allan and little H. Fellas role in and we get up and move to where the chicks we are meeting are because well they have been there as long as i have. So first impressions. Blonde on the couch "Steph" a little quite but i wouldn't kick her out of bed. Dirty Blonde sitting in chair "Kat" oh man first thought is "i hope she is the single one." She has a great body and big hazel/green eyes that you can get lost in. Big smile that she uses to get your attention. Late addition is brunette server "Megan" wow would be the first impression on her. Dark hair bright blue eyes and nice ummm boobs. So they have some work friends around that eventually leave and we get down to have a good time then. The 'blog' comes up and i let Kat read some of it. i am pretty sure she thinks it is hilarious but little H takes my phone from her because Aimee from Montana keeps txting. We decide we need more activities so we leave swanky bar and go to poser bar in Bellevue. Somehow we lose Steph so no worries she was the one with a boyfriend anyway. I look at both of the girls left and thinks shit i am good either way. So Kat, little H, and Allan kind of pair up and start talking so that leaves me no choice but talk to Megan. Damn what a shame. So small talk blah blah blah. You have a boyfriend? answer Yes. Damn. But i think we are on our way to being done. Oh so you are saying there is a chance. Anyway you get where this is going, so P.I.M.P. comes out of nowhere starts with the compliments. How often do you hear that you have gorgeous eyes? Because i cant stop staring. blah blah. Got her on the ropes i think, then some other dude and his woman show up. We rearrange the group and somehow i am talking to Kat. Which is good, i am pretty sure that Megan is going home soon and it is time to put in a little time on the prize. And i am right megan leaves, but Alberto the gay uncle shows up........ So Kat gets my number after Alberto tells her i have a huge cock and fb friends my ass. which is fine then she tells me she is on a 4 mo dry spell. I think oh she is not a hit it tonight girl. So i tell the belly button joke to Kat, let me tell you she set it up perfectly. And i tee'd off on it pretty sure she got wet when i stuck my tongue out. So we drink enough and we decide it is time to get closer to home. Kat says no she is going home. So WP it is Allan, little H, Alberto and myself decide to go to local bar close to the house. Allan and I get there first we walk in and 2 younger chicks are sitting at a table. Allan says lets play pool i will grab these chicks to play with us. I wave the waitress down to order some drinks. The waitress has HUGE tits, we literally call her tits the rest of the night. We bet if they are real or fake. They are real and engorged with milk because we asked. So anyway we are playing pool with these chicks that are hot. Well one of them is hot the other is just ok. Anyway the ok one just won't smile or talk, it is starting to bug me. So i make it my goal to get her to open up and smile. Challenge accepted so i am doing gentleman things or trying. Well she finally goes and sits. I ask the hot one which i had kinda built a bit of a banter with, whats wrong with your friend? THE ANSWER: She is a virgin and you guys came on way too strong. "WHAT" they still make those things. I thought that was some kind of mythical creature, like a fucking unicorn. So i tell Allan what the deal is and he says fuck that shit. We look over at the pull tabs, nothing there, flirt with the waitress a bit and role out. Got to work tomorrow. So Friday SUCKS, between the bump of alberto candy I took and the drinking i feel like shit. But if you are gonna play you got pay so i get up and WFH(work from home). I send out a notice that the WP will BBQ at the (wolfpack party den) WPPD on sat. So grab some naps throughout the day. Hit Allan up and we decide to go be db in dtk. DoucheBags in DownTown Kirklnad, i go ahead and hit up Kat because why not she was fun and i could stare into those eyes some more. She tells us where they are. She is with a couple of her friends and lets just say they are just ok, but really young. First thoughts. Too young. no need to name them because well i don't know their names to even give them a fake name. So it is 2 am bars are closing in dtk and well i didn't try hard enough with Kat because she only eats turkey and chicken and i can't get Aimee out of my head, fucking women. I don't think i can get my head around that at this point. Allan and i have this great idea. Lets go to the casino. WTF. Lets just say at one point i told the dealer to make sure whoever turned the lights on outside knows that i am pissed. So 6 am we role out and head home. I crawl in bed for a few hours get up and start drinking at my house. Nothing particular happened all day long except drinking and Stiffler getting his ass tanned. Stiffler was pestering me well everyone but he's slapping me on the ass so i told him i was going to get him back and well i did. Caught him slippin and he will never forget that ass slap.......

Mark2's birthday DEBAUCHERY.

WOW ok now this is going to be a tough, yet fun one to write.  So the WP meets at the den about 7ish, we start drinking those special beers.  You know Shiner Bock, umm umm, those beers are so good.  Ok so a dinner plate comes out and someone drops some party candy on there in strait lines, so a few of us ski the slopes for a bit.  Then Allan shows up with his gay uncle Alberto who also was skiing the slopes.  Then little H shows up with his bro who is an agent in a division of the US gov.  SO the skiing ends.  A few of us decide we need to get out of the den.  So Allen, Alberto, little H, agent 99 and myself (Jr) decide to take the pack out for a stroll. We go to the "bourbon street" area of town and start our prowl, bitches should be scared.  So 3 of us keep going to the bathroom and taking a bump here and there while we drink heavily.  Bar hoping is a fun way to meet people when you are with a gay guy.  I did strike out at one of the bars on something that i thought i hit hard.  It was a strange feeling i don't strike out very often after i get the girl to laughing.  Alberto might have came in and messed that one up for me.  He is so fun to bar hop with, he just sometimes needs to turn the knob from 10 to 9.  Ok last bar of the night because we never left this bar till it was closing time.  I see someone i used to work with and go over and have a little talk.  Alberto walks up and says "You like my friend Jr.  He has a huge cock."  I am like "alberto this is my friend marisa we work together."  He is like "oh", it was funny and a little uncomfortable at the same time.  Anyway that is not the best of the night.  So we walk off and run into this blonde.  Now this is were the story gets funny and weird.

So the blonde lets call her "Aimee" is looking for her friend "Stella" which is actually the name she gave us but is not her real name.  Now amy and stella are from Montana and small town girls.   So Aimee and I are talking, Alberto comes up and introduces himself with the usual "Hello i am alberto.  I am the gay uncle, and girl you are beautiful."  Did i mention that alberto might be the best wing man ever.  Anyway Aimee is on the hook now and she is talking to alberto about how she has always wanted a gay friend to teach her how to give a better blowjob.   So i am in at this point, I think to myself i am going to do some shit to her tonight that she will never forget.  Also quick note the bartender has cut her off cause she is drunk.  Ok back to the story, so after alberto deep throats a bud light bottle he looks at me and say "Jr can we use you to teach her how to give a better blowjob?"  Ummmm what shit just took a turn that i didn't expect.  "Jr i will deepthroat you then Aimee will deepthroat you and then at the end she will swallow you." says alberto.  I am like ok lets do this i guess.  Shit just got real and weird.  The bar is closing and we are walking out, stella and agent 99 start making out.  Alberto, Aimee, and myself start talking and somehow she starts making out with Allan.  I am like is Allan going to beat me again.  He has bested me once before for a blonde.  I decide no at this point not going to happen.  We are talking and Aimee tells me she likes to hunt.  I show her a picture of the elk that i killed recently.  She gets a bit more interested in me.  She tells me she loves eric church, to which i responded with "I am going to marry you."  So we order an uber to take us to Alberto's house cause apparently this shit is happening.  So during the ride over i reach over grab Aimee by the back of the head and start making out with her.  Then she grabbed me back i knew at that point this was going to be fun.  So we have a few drinks at alberto but no bj happening, finally the girls are like we have to be back at our hotel in the morning at 7.  I tell them i have an extra car that i can drive them in the morning.  So we decide to go to my house (aka WP Party Den) call another uber and head over.  We get there pop a few beers and Agent 99 and stella disappear upstairs to a spare room.  Aimee tells me that we need to go to bed.  I take her upstairs and ask her if she wants a spare bedroom or mine.  She says "I don't want to have sex"  I say ok.  Then she tells me i have some bad news.  I am like ok what is it.  She says i can't sleep in my jeans and i don't wear underwear.  So she crawls in bed with me naked.  I do the math and figure out we need to get up a 6 in order to get her back to her hotel at 7.  So i set my alarm which tells me i will be getting up in 1 hour and 55 min.  So i turn over and start doing the things that you do to the ladies.  Just some back rubbing and hair playing to get them relaxed and in the mood.  Then i hear her snoring.....  So i try to go to sleep which doesn't really work well because i have been skiing all through the night.  So the alarm goes off and i wake her up she goes and get stella up.  I call an uber because i can't find the keys to the spare car and we go to the truck that is still parked at the WP den.  We get to the truck to which Aimee says that is your truck.  I say yea and she kinda smiles a bit.  We jump in and go down the street i decide to stop and get us some 5 hour energy, gatorade, and water.  We start talking and she tells me that i was a gentleman last night and she loved it.  She says something about i am her hubby and i laugh i had forgotten about the marriage proposal the night before.  She tells me she wants my number because they want to hang out again tonight.  I tell her i am not sure i can be the same gentleman 2 nights in a row.  She tells me "You won't have to be."  I give her my number we kiss and i drop them at the hotel.  I go back to my house where the guys are still sleeping.  I crawl back in bed thinking i will take a nap.  it is about 7:30 at this point.  At 8:30 the ex is jumping on my bed asking me who all is here.  Lets call the ex Veruca as in Veruca Salt.  I am like Veruca "Agent 99, Allan, and myself are here."  She is like is that all.  I say yea that is it.  She ask who is Agent 99.  It is little H's brother.  She is like get up i am packing my shit today.  I think man if you were an hour and half earlier this shit would have been bad.  I get up go downstairs there is Veruca's mom.  I love this lady she is a wonderful person.  So the guys hear the disturbance and start getting up.  Agent 99 says "hey can you drop me at big box store #1 my parents are there."  Allan is like lets go to Bourbon street get breakfast and bloody marys.

So we drop off Agent 99 then head to the WP den were mark1 and stiffler are waiting ready for us to go get food.  We gather the troops, head on down to bourbon to a great breakfast spot.  Walk in and the bartender remembers us from last time.  We sit down i am really about to puke i am so hungover.  I order biscuits and gravy with mark1.  I don't remember what the other guys got, but we all got spicy bloodies.  So we eat, drink and watch movies at the bar for about 2 hours when mark1 and myself decide we need to leave.  Stiffler and Allan are sitting at the end of the bar and we can tell they are about to go hard at it all day.  So i go back to the WP den with mark1 and i lay down in the basement and take a nap.  Aimee calls at around 4 "come get us".  So i go get them and we go back to bourbon street to the bar with stiffler and Allan have a few beers.  Then they have to go back to their hotel to meet their coworkers.  Backstory fill in.  The girls are in town for a conference on child dentistry.   They both work in a dentist office in Montana.  So on the way back to the hotel she is calling me hubby and being just a little cute not going to lie.  I start thinking i could actually marry this girl, we really have more of a connection that anyone i have met in a long time.  She starts telling me how she got googly eyed at the store this morning and how she feels a little weird about the whole thing.  So she has to have dinner with her work people and will be done at 10ish and i am suppose to come get her again.  I say ok i will be there.  Well we txt back and forth all night she is bored with them and they are still going.  At 8ish i go back to the bar where the guys are still sitting at the same spot.  I get some food and have a beer.  Finally starting to feel human at this point.  So i go back to the den leave the fellas there again 3 time i have left them at that bar....  at around 11ish i txt Aimee that i am tired i am going to fill up my truck with gas and come to Seattle and wait for her.  At 1130 she txt me back say she just told them she had an upset stomach and was headed back to the hotel.  I drive around get her.  She ask me where we are going. I tell her i need to go home and shower i have been in a bar for 2 days strait and i have way too much grit on me now.  So we go back to my place i jump in the shower get out come downstairs where she is ask her if we are going out or going to bed.  She says BED.  So we go upstairs and get in bed at 1 in the morning but she has to be back at the hotel at 7 so no rest for the wicked.  We do what we do.  Gentleman never tells.....  Get up take her to her hotel we talk about hubby wifey shit.  It is kinda funny.  Anyway drop her off and i go home crawl into bed.  FUCKING 30 min later Veruca is jumping on the bed again wanting to know who is there.  I tell her nobody.  I swear she smells Aimee on me or Aimee in the bed.  I go into the other room and go back to sleep can't do it again....  And my friends it is just Sunday of a Memorial day weekend.