Seahawk vs Rams. In St. Louis. And our waitress just got naked.

Well week 1 of the NFL.  The Seahawks are playing in St. Louis.  Mark1, Allan, and myself decide to fly to the game.  Well our flight to St. Louis has 2 layovers.  First in Portland and the other in Salt Lake City.  So during the first flight we get on the plane and order a beer immediately.  The flight attendant says sir this flight is only 20 min.  To which our answer is "AND?"  This should have been a sign that our weekend was going to be debauchery.  We land in Portland immediately start drinking in an airport bar and hitting on some chick sitting beside us.   We get cut off at that first bar.  Then move to the next bar.  We are a handful at this point.  We finish our flight to St. Louis with many drinks.

Sr picks us up, in case you didn't figure it out, Sr is my dad.  We go out drinking and have a pretty good time.  We try to get into a casino, but Allan somehow is not let in.  We are not sure why, but it is prob for the best.  So we go to the house.  Sr's house has us some chili made when we get there so we all have a late night snack.  So good.

Ok so next morning is which is saturday.  We get up and drive dad's amazing car around a bit.  This car is fucking awesome.  It is a 65 mustang that has been fitted with a 500 hp engine and will just run.  After we all jizz our pants riding in this car we decide it is time to watch some college football.  Now this is where the story get fun.

We decide to go to this breastaurant called Twin Peaks.  We start drinking and have this little girl waiting on us.  It is prob 3 pm at this time.  We flirt with every waitress there.  And having a good time.  At about 9 pm Sr decides it is time for him to go home.  The WP keeps going.  So around 9:30 our little waitress, lets call her Shelby.  Foreshadowing here girls with car names are strippers.  Anyway Shelby comes up to our table and says if we pay our bill she can clock out.  I pay the bill immediately as long as she will come drink with us.  I have been txting Shanon pretty much this whole time.

So Shelby comes and we drink at around 11 we decide we should go to the next bar.  So we get into Shelby's car and she takes us to her apartment were she changes cloths.  She has a very sexy body.  I should also mention that she is 22.

Well we try to go to the casino again but again fucking Allan can't get into the damn casino.  Then we decide to go to the strip club.  Long story short here.  Our fucking waitress from 5 hours ago has taken us to her apartment change her cloths with us watching.  and is now taking us to a strip club.  We are having fun in the club when she gets pulled up onto the stage by one of the other strippers.  She gets naked on stage.  Then gets off and sit back down...   For about 10 min then they pull her back up there.  And she goes full nude the second time.

We decide it is time to leave at around 4 am and everyone is well lit.  So i drive us home with shelby in the passenger seat.  She gets naked again like topless.  Then she reaches over and starts rubbing my dick.  I get us home and it is crazy.

Back at dad's at 5 am go to bed and get up the next morning and go to the game.  We are all hungover bad.  But we go to the game have great times.  Get drunk again then come back to dad's and PASS the fuck out.  Get up the next day do some tourist shit and fly home......

IF you are patient I will rock your world.. AND SHE DID!!!

So i met this girl a while back.  Shanon is what we called her.  We have been hanging out and making out pretty often for the past few weeks.  BUT NO SEX...   I haven't had sex in a month at this point, no BJ from random or anything during this time.  I kinda like this girl.  The ex has been hitting me up lately also.  So i have a bunch of fucked up feelings going on in my head these days.  All my boys tell me that the ex is not good for me and i should move on, but i love her.

So Shanon has told me from the beginning that she is not some slut and she doesn't sleep with people until she feels comfortable.  She keeps telling me "Be patient and i will rock your world when the time comes."  Well it is Labor day weekend...  Oh wow..  The start of college football is this weekend.  It is Friday night and Shanon is going to the Tim McGraw concert with her girlfriends.  It is her birthday on Monday so she is planning on partying all weekend.  So Friday is pretty tame, Allan and I watch football then go meet her and the chicks that she is with.  One of them is another busty girl named, well we are back with that letter "S" and this name has to repeat later.  Lets call her Sara, Sara blue eyes just to be clear.  Cause the night i met Shanon, i was there to flirts with a bartender named "Sara" and she is busty, brown haired also.  Sara bartender is cute and young, we have been flirting with each other on and off for a bit now.  Anyway back on rails.  We have some drinks with the girls.  Shanon gets tipsy but nothing out of hand.  We go back to my place after the bars close.  We actually sleep naked this night but NO SEX.  JEEZ.  So we get up on Saturday and go to breakfast at the "bourbon street area breakfast spot" that we always go to.  They know our name there.  It is funny.  So we start drinking and hit every bar in the area.  Things start getting wild this day.  OK so here goes the best i can give you.

So we start heavy flirting.  We have a motor boating competition, Allan and I are just playing with titties.  I don't even know how to describe it if you weren't there.  Both couples, (Allan and Sara) and (Jr and Shanon) are just getting wild.  So around 4 the girls decide we should go home and watch a movie.  Since i know that none of us really slept last night, well except Allan he passed out with a naked Sara beside him.  She wanted him and he passed out.  We laughed about that all day.  So we start walking back to the truck.  Somehow we lose Sara and Allan somewhere.  We get to the truck and we start making out again.  She stops and says something along the lines of she is falling for me.  I am standing on the passenger side of the truck with the door open.  My truck is backed up in a parking spot beside a warehouse.  She unzips my pants and start sucking my dick.  Yes i am on the side of the street getting my dick sucked beside my truck.  This goes on forever it seems.  I see Allan and Sara round the corner so i kinda tap her on the head.  She zips me up and licks her lips.  Anyway when they get to us Sara asks how long have we been here.  I think we are about to play this off, so i am like oh just a sec.  Then Shanon goes   "Long enough for me to SUCK HIS DICK!"  I look at Allan and we make eye contact.  The look on his face is like WOW.  I give him a smirk and he smiles from ear to ear.

So we get in the truck and start to drive back to my place.  Shanon turns the music up and leans over unzips my pants and start sucking again.  I look in the rear view mirror and watch Sara's head go into Allan's lap.  YES ROAD HEAD x2....   THIS SHIT IS HAPPENING...  Shanon sits up and takes her shirt off and makes me squeeze her tits.  I look in the mirror, Allan and i have so many conversations with just our eyes on the way home.  Later i tell this story to Mark1 about how this is the hardest drive i have ever made from "bourbon street" to my house ever.  He gets pissed that i drove home drunk.  I tell him that i wasn't drunk just getting road head the whole way.  He laughs his ass off.

When we get back to my place we all go upstairs without talking 1 word at the house.  Everyone is just making out and getting naked.  We get to my room and then Allan knocks on the door for a condom.  We fuck for probably an hour or so.  She has no gag reflex and is amazing at blowjobs.  After fucking she is hungry, i have some burgers defrosted so we grill burgers.  People start jumping in the pool.  With all there cloths on.  Then Shanon gets out and takes all of her cloths off.  She is walking around topless with just a pair of my sweat pants on for a bit.  Then she puts on a flannel shirt on but doesn't button it up.  This girl is exactly what i think i need in my life.  A real lady until it is time to be a slut.  Then she is the biggest slut i have ever met.  So Allan leaves that night and so does Sara just leaving Shanon and myself to entertain ourselves.  We go to bed early and fuck all night.  I mean probably have sex 4x that night, everytime i am woke up with my dick in her throat.

So she was serious about rocking my world when the time came.

FF Draft but do you know how happy it makes me knowing you boys would gangbang me.

Coming soon!

72 hour date with that cool chick.

The timeline on these post is off some.  But this happens on Aug 21.  We are headed out on a friday night.  Allan, little H and myself head out to DTK to be those guys.  We meet up with the gay uncle at a swanky Mexican place.  The gay uncle points at this group of girls and says i know her.  Apparently he was at a new year party sometime and people were snorting candy out of her pussy.  She was with 2 friends, time to protect the innocent again.  Funny thing is apparently we have a run of names that start with the same letter.  Since Shawna and well the ex are suppose to have the same letter to begin their name i will use the letter "S".  So we have "L" (pussy snorting chick), Rose, and we will call her Shanon.  A pretty popular name with a slightly different spelling.

So Shanon and I start talking, we discover that were both going through a bunch of the same things currently.  She broke up with her fiance in april, same with me.  So we talk and i get her number, because she has to work the next day and is going home.  I pretty much start txting her immediately that i am getting drunk in a bar down the street.  I tell her the one good thing about her giving me her number is I am not flirting with other chicks.  I ask her if she wants to go to a baseball game on sunday.  She said yes, then changed her mind 30 mins later.  I told her I had bought the tix already.  And I had bought these tickets for a M's game already but just didn't tell her why.  I already had a date with this big titty nurse i met on one of those online dating sites.

I went out with the big titty nurse the weekend before and had decided that i wasn't really interested in her.  But i wanted to fuck the shit out of her.  Just imagine hot big natural titty nurse with blonde hair and blue eyes and a messed up voice.  Like squeaky weird.   And i haven't found out yet, but a buddy of mine told me that nurses are down for anything.  They see fucked up shit all day everyday so they have very few boundaries.  Anyway i got on a tangent here.  I had bought M's tickets because well that shit worked last time.  So i was going to fuck a nurse.

So I am txting Shanon trying to figure out when we can see each other again.  She tells me that she has plans on sat night with her girlfriends.  And sunday she had prior plans also.  So Saturday gets here and i am sitting at home at about 8.  I get this txt saying she is done with her gf birthday party and wants me to meet her in DTK.  I howl at Allan tell him and of course he and little H are down to go to DTK.

We meet up at Central with this group of HOT chicks.  They are all stylist at this swanky salon in Bellevue.  The kind of place where women that own the space needle and shit like that go to get their hair done at.  So Shanon and i are dancing and making out like nobody business.  She is rubbing my hands all over her body and grabbing me like crazy.  So the bars close and i drive everyone home.  We have Shanon, hot asian girl, little H, Allan and myself in the truck.  I drop hot asian girl off first and then head to Shanon's place.  We get there and she is pretty well fucked up.  But the fellas are still in the truck, she tells me to drop them off and come back for a night cap.  She gets out and goes to her apartment.  I back out and the guys go, "Dude we will grab an Uber, she won't be awake when you get back."  LOL  So i park the truck, go upstairs and the fellas wingman the shit out of it.

When i knock on her door she is surprised but happy.  We drink and talk for another hour.  She tells me that we aren't having sex and if i can't handle that i should leave.  So i tell her it is fine i can be a gentleman, she says she believes me.  We go to bed and mess around, just make out and fondle each other.  OH Shanon has huge fake tits.  And apparently they are brand new like from April.

So around 5 am or so she says what are you doing tomorrow.  I tell her i am going to a M's game remember.  She is like do you know why i changed my mind on you.  I look at her and say because you have a date..  She laughs and says "Yes, how did you know."  I say, "Cause i bought those tix for a date with a nurse."  WE laugh at each other.  I role over grab my phone at 5 am send a text to big titty nurse that i am sick and canceling the date.  She roles of over and does the same thing with her date.  I never talked to the nurse again.

We get up the next day and go to breakfast.  Then we go to the M's game until about 5th or 6th inning.  I think this is going good maybe i am going to get laid again.  We go back to my place make out some more and go to sleep.  I get up the next morning and take her home.  She doesn't work on Monday, so when i get off we hang out again.  Just simple make out session.  Still no SEX.......... 

Allan has a birthday. Then he does Anal Anne.

So Allan's birthday happens and we have a pool party at my place.  Everyone gets drunk and has a great time.  The following sunday is the interesting part.  We (Mark1, the Roommate, Allan, Anal Anne, and myself) are the only people left.  My keys and pocket knife are missing.  Anyway we are hanging by the pool and somehow we start trying to get the girls to get naked.  The prudish roommate is not having it.  Anne would have done just about anything that day.  Well she did let Allan fuck her in the ass later that day.  But i mean she would have prob been down for gangbang if it would have came out of someones mouth and if the prudish roommate hadn't been there.  She did get topless but that was after i dropped my pants and showed her my dick.....  Meh all is fair in showing private.  I got no shame and well i saw her great tits.  I am writing the post later in life and i now have sucked on those tits.  And my dick has been in her mouth.....  So Allan and I have shared her mouth....    I think anyway.  Maybe he didn't get her to suck his dick IDK....  LOL

Cockblocking roommate but that shit worked out.

This is the Monday after returning from sailing.  The stage 8 mutha fuckin clinger is at my house, but i go out to trivia anyway.  So Allan and i do our normal thing on monday.  Trivia and beers.  We have this neighbor hood pub that has a free game of trivia.  We are a couple smart dudes so we have fun winning pretty often.  Anyway on this particular night there is a blonde at the bar.  Lets call her Anne and she is sitting alone at the bar.  When the wolfpack finds prey separated from the herd it pounces.  So i walk over and introduce myself to her and invite her to our table for trivia.  She accepts and comes sits with us.  We talk small talk and bs.  Then little H shows up and we are have some more fun.  Then the roommate shows up and begin to talk about how she had to get away for Stage 8 and her fucking kids.  She tells me how stage 8 has been laying in my bed all day and she has been watching her kids.  Anyway i tell the roommate STFU about the stage 8 i am trying to work on some shit here.

Well the roommate can't drink for shit.  She has 2 martinis and is FUCKED up.  After trivia we all decide to go to our watering hole down the street.  We take Anne's car back to her place, she loves my truck.  Usually i figure this is mine, but the roommate will not shut up about stage 8.  So we get to Jdub and start playing bar games.  Jenga and shit, have some gold fish races just general bullshit to pass time.  Small talk outside that good stuff, with the roommate constantly talking about stage 8.  At one point she even ask me why i am giving her the mean look.  After Anne walks away i am like that is the SHUT THE FUCK UP look.  Anyway i figure out that i have got no chance with Anne tonight and get her number.  I take the roommate home and leave them there.  Of course Allan runs with it without competition.  I find out the next day he broke his anal cherry.  Gets a little bit of anal in his life.

Later on in life i figure out that Anne is fucking annoying as FUCK so the roommate cockblocking wasn't a bad thing.