WOW ok now this is going to be a tough, yet fun one to write. So the WP meets at the den about 7ish, we start drinking those special beers. You know Shiner Bock, umm umm, those beers are so good. Ok so a dinner plate comes out and someone drops some party candy on there in strait lines, so a few of us ski the slopes for a bit. Then Allan shows up with his gay uncle Alberto who also was skiing the slopes. Then little H shows up with his bro who is an agent in a division of the US gov. SO the skiing ends. A few of us decide we need to get out of the den. So Allen, Alberto, little H, agent 99 and myself (Jr) decide to take the pack out for a stroll. We go to the "bourbon street" area of town and start our prowl, bitches should be scared. So 3 of us keep going to the bathroom and taking a bump here and there while we drink heavily. Bar hoping is a fun way to meet people when you are with a gay guy. I did strike out at one of the bars on something that i thought i hit hard. It was a strange feeling i don't strike out very often after i get the girl to laughing. Alberto might have came in and messed that one up for me. He is so fun to bar hop with, he just sometimes needs to turn the knob from 10 to 9. Ok last bar of the night because we never left this bar till it was closing time. I see someone i used to work with and go over and have a little talk. Alberto walks up and says "You like my friend Jr. He has a huge cock." I am like "alberto this is my friend marisa we work together." He is like "oh", it was funny and a little uncomfortable at the same time. Anyway that is not the best of the night. So we walk off and run into this blonde. Now this is were the story gets funny and weird.
So the blonde lets call her "Aimee" is looking for her friend "Stella" which is actually the name she gave us but is not her real name. Now amy and stella are from Montana and small town girls. So Aimee and I are talking, Alberto comes up and introduces himself with the usual "Hello i am alberto. I am the gay uncle, and girl you are beautiful." Did i mention that alberto might be the best wing man ever. Anyway Aimee is on the hook now and she is talking to alberto about how she has always wanted a gay friend to teach her how to give a better blowjob. So i am in at this point, I think to myself i am going to do some shit to her tonight that she will never forget. Also quick note the bartender has cut her off cause she is drunk. Ok back to the story, so after alberto deep throats a bud light bottle he looks at me and say "Jr can we use you to teach her how to give a better blowjob?" Ummmm what shit just took a turn that i didn't expect. "Jr i will deepthroat you then Aimee will deepthroat you and then at the end she will swallow you." says alberto. I am like ok lets do this i guess. Shit just got real and weird. The bar is closing and we are walking out, stella and agent 99 start making out. Alberto, Aimee, and myself start talking and somehow she starts making out with Allan. I am like is Allan going to beat me again. He has bested me once before for a blonde. I decide no at this point not going to happen. We are talking and Aimee tells me she likes to hunt. I show her a picture of the elk that i killed recently. She gets a bit more interested in me. She tells me she loves eric church, to which i responded with "I am going to marry you." So we order an uber to take us to Alberto's house cause apparently this shit is happening. So during the ride over i reach over grab Aimee by the back of the head and start making out with her. Then she grabbed me back i knew at that point this was going to be fun. So we have a few drinks at alberto but no bj happening, finally the girls are like we have to be back at our hotel in the morning at 7. I tell them i have an extra car that i can drive them in the morning. So we decide to go to my house (aka WP Party Den) call another uber and head over. We get there pop a few beers and Agent 99 and stella disappear upstairs to a spare room. Aimee tells me that we need to go to bed. I take her upstairs and ask her if she wants a spare bedroom or mine. She says "I don't want to have sex" I say ok. Then she tells me i have some bad news. I am like ok what is it. She says i can't sleep in my jeans and i don't wear underwear. So she crawls in bed with me naked. I do the math and figure out we need to get up a 6 in order to get her back to her hotel at 7. So i set my alarm which tells me i will be getting up in 1 hour and 55 min. So i turn over and start doing the things that you do to the ladies. Just some back rubbing and hair playing to get them relaxed and in the mood. Then i hear her snoring..... So i try to go to sleep which doesn't really work well because i have been skiing all through the night. So the alarm goes off and i wake her up she goes and get stella up. I call an uber because i can't find the keys to the spare car and we go to the truck that is still parked at the WP den. We get to the truck to which Aimee says that is your truck. I say yea and she kinda smiles a bit. We jump in and go down the street i decide to stop and get us some 5 hour energy, gatorade, and water. We start talking and she tells me that i was a gentleman last night and she loved it. She says something about i am her hubby and i laugh i had forgotten about the marriage proposal the night before. She tells me she wants my number because they want to hang out again tonight. I tell her i am not sure i can be the same gentleman 2 nights in a row. She tells me "You won't have to be." I give her my number we kiss and i drop them at the hotel. I go back to my house where the guys are still sleeping. I crawl back in bed thinking i will take a nap. it is about 7:30 at this point. At 8:30 the ex is jumping on my bed asking me who all is here. Lets call the ex Veruca as in Veruca Salt. I am like Veruca "Agent 99, Allan, and myself are here." She is like is that all. I say yea that is it. She ask who is Agent 99. It is little H's brother. She is like get up i am packing my shit today. I think man if you were an hour and half earlier this shit would have been bad. I get up go downstairs there is Veruca's mom. I love this lady she is a wonderful person. So the guys hear the disturbance and start getting up. Agent 99 says "hey can you drop me at big box store #1 my parents are there." Allan is like lets go to Bourbon street get breakfast and bloody marys.
So we drop off Agent 99 then head to the WP den were mark1 and stiffler are waiting ready for us to go get food. We gather the troops, head on down to bourbon to a great breakfast spot. Walk in and the bartender remembers us from last time. We sit down i am really about to puke i am so hungover. I order biscuits and gravy with mark1. I don't remember what the other guys got, but we all got spicy bloodies. So we eat, drink and watch movies at the bar for about 2 hours when mark1 and myself decide we need to leave. Stiffler and Allan are sitting at the end of the bar and we can tell they are about to go hard at it all day. So i go back to the WP den with mark1 and i lay down in the basement and take a nap. Aimee calls at around 4 "come get us". So i go get them and we go back to bourbon street to the bar with stiffler and Allan have a few beers. Then they have to go back to their hotel to meet their coworkers. Backstory fill in. The girls are in town for a conference on child dentistry. They both work in a dentist office in Montana. So on the way back to the hotel she is calling me hubby and being just a little cute not going to lie. I start thinking i could actually marry this girl, we really have more of a connection that anyone i have met in a long time. She starts telling me how she got googly eyed at the store this morning and how she feels a little weird about the whole thing. So she has to have dinner with her work people and will be done at 10ish and i am suppose to come get her again. I say ok i will be there. Well we txt back and forth all night she is bored with them and they are still going. At 8ish i go back to the bar where the guys are still sitting at the same spot. I get some food and have a beer. Finally starting to feel human at this point. So i go back to the den leave the fellas there again 3 time i have left them at that bar.... at around 11ish i txt Aimee that i am tired i am going to fill up my truck with gas and come to Seattle and wait for her. At 1130 she txt me back say she just told them she had an upset stomach and was headed back to the hotel. I drive around get her. She ask me where we are going. I tell her i need to go home and shower i have been in a bar for 2 days strait and i have way too much grit on me now. So we go back to my place i jump in the shower get out come downstairs where she is ask her if we are going out or going to bed. She says BED. So we go upstairs and get in bed at 1 in the morning but she has to be back at the hotel at 7 so no rest for the wicked. We do what we do. Gentleman never tells..... Get up take her to her hotel we talk about hubby wifey shit. It is kinda funny. Anyway drop her off and i go home crawl into bed. FUCKING 30 min later Veruca is jumping on the bed again wanting to know who is there. I tell her nobody. I swear she smells Aimee on me or Aimee in the bed. I go into the other room and go back to sleep can't do it again.... And my friends it is just Sunday of a Memorial day weekend.
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