It starts on Thursday and I don't know how to talk to a VIRGIN, but my pimp hand is strong.

Happy hour at a swanky Bellevue bar on Thursday, sure sounds fun. Get there a little early to meet Allan and little H. Fellas role in and we get up and move to where the chicks we are meeting are because well they have been there as long as i have. So first impressions. Blonde on the couch "Steph" a little quite but i wouldn't kick her out of bed. Dirty Blonde sitting in chair "Kat" oh man first thought is "i hope she is the single one." She has a great body and big hazel/green eyes that you can get lost in. Big smile that she uses to get your attention. Late addition is brunette server "Megan" wow would be the first impression on her. Dark hair bright blue eyes and nice ummm boobs. So they have some work friends around that eventually leave and we get down to have a good time then. The 'blog' comes up and i let Kat read some of it. i am pretty sure she thinks it is hilarious but little H takes my phone from her because Aimee from Montana keeps txting. We decide we need more activities so we leave swanky bar and go to poser bar in Bellevue. Somehow we lose Steph so no worries she was the one with a boyfriend anyway. I look at both of the girls left and thinks shit i am good either way. So Kat, little H, and Allan kind of pair up and start talking so that leaves me no choice but talk to Megan. Damn what a shame. So small talk blah blah blah. You have a boyfriend? answer Yes. Damn. But i think we are on our way to being done. Oh so you are saying there is a chance. Anyway you get where this is going, so P.I.M.P. comes out of nowhere starts with the compliments. How often do you hear that you have gorgeous eyes? Because i cant stop staring. blah blah. Got her on the ropes i think, then some other dude and his woman show up. We rearrange the group and somehow i am talking to Kat. Which is good, i am pretty sure that Megan is going home soon and it is time to put in a little time on the prize. And i am right megan leaves, but Alberto the gay uncle shows up........ So Kat gets my number after Alberto tells her i have a huge cock and fb friends my ass. which is fine then she tells me she is on a 4 mo dry spell. I think oh she is not a hit it tonight girl. So i tell the belly button joke to Kat, let me tell you she set it up perfectly. And i tee'd off on it pretty sure she got wet when i stuck my tongue out. So we drink enough and we decide it is time to get closer to home. Kat says no she is going home. So WP it is Allan, little H, Alberto and myself decide to go to local bar close to the house. Allan and I get there first we walk in and 2 younger chicks are sitting at a table. Allan says lets play pool i will grab these chicks to play with us. I wave the waitress down to order some drinks. The waitress has HUGE tits, we literally call her tits the rest of the night. We bet if they are real or fake. They are real and engorged with milk because we asked. So anyway we are playing pool with these chicks that are hot. Well one of them is hot the other is just ok. Anyway the ok one just won't smile or talk, it is starting to bug me. So i make it my goal to get her to open up and smile. Challenge accepted so i am doing gentleman things or trying. Well she finally goes and sits. I ask the hot one which i had kinda built a bit of a banter with, whats wrong with your friend? THE ANSWER: She is a virgin and you guys came on way too strong. "WHAT" they still make those things. I thought that was some kind of mythical creature, like a fucking unicorn. So i tell Allan what the deal is and he says fuck that shit. We look over at the pull tabs, nothing there, flirt with the waitress a bit and role out. Got to work tomorrow. So Friday SUCKS, between the bump of alberto candy I took and the drinking i feel like shit. But if you are gonna play you got pay so i get up and WFH(work from home). I send out a notice that the WP will BBQ at the (wolfpack party den) WPPD on sat. So grab some naps throughout the day. Hit Allan up and we decide to go be db in dtk. DoucheBags in DownTown Kirklnad, i go ahead and hit up Kat because why not she was fun and i could stare into those eyes some more. She tells us where they are. She is with a couple of her friends and lets just say they are just ok, but really young. First thoughts. Too young. no need to name them because well i don't know their names to even give them a fake name. So it is 2 am bars are closing in dtk and well i didn't try hard enough with Kat because she only eats turkey and chicken and i can't get Aimee out of my head, fucking women. I don't think i can get my head around that at this point. Allan and i have this great idea. Lets go to the casino. WTF. Lets just say at one point i told the dealer to make sure whoever turned the lights on outside knows that i am pissed. So 6 am we role out and head home. I crawl in bed for a few hours get up and start drinking at my house. Nothing particular happened all day long except drinking and Stiffler getting his ass tanned. Stiffler was pestering me well everyone but he's slapping me on the ass so i told him i was going to get him back and well i did. Caught him slippin and he will never forget that ass slap.......