Well week 1 of the NFL. The Seahawks are playing in St. Louis. Mark1, Allan, and myself decide to fly to the game. Well our flight to St. Louis has 2 layovers. First in Portland and the other in Salt Lake City. So during the first flight we get on the plane and order a beer immediately. The flight attendant says sir this flight is only 20 min. To which our answer is "AND?" This should have been a sign that our weekend was going to be debauchery. We land in Portland immediately start drinking in an airport bar and hitting on some chick sitting beside us. We get cut off at that first bar. Then move to the next bar. We are a handful at this point. We finish our flight to St. Louis with many drinks.
Sr picks us up, in case you didn't figure it out, Sr is my dad. We go out drinking and have a pretty good time. We try to get into a casino, but Allan somehow is not let in. We are not sure why, but it is prob for the best. So we go to the house. Sr's house has us some chili made when we get there so we all have a late night snack. So good.
Ok so next morning is which is saturday. We get up and drive dad's amazing car around a bit. This car is fucking awesome. It is a 65 mustang that has been fitted with a 500 hp engine and will just run. After we all jizz our pants riding in this car we decide it is time to watch some college football. Now this is where the story get fun.
We decide to go to this breastaurant called Twin Peaks. We start drinking and have this little girl waiting on us. It is prob 3 pm at this time. We flirt with every waitress there. And having a good time. At about 9 pm Sr decides it is time for him to go home. The WP keeps going. So around 9:30 our little waitress, lets call her Shelby. Foreshadowing here girls with car names are strippers. Anyway Shelby comes up to our table and says if we pay our bill she can clock out. I pay the bill immediately as long as she will come drink with us. I have been txting Shanon pretty much this whole time.
So Shelby comes and we drink at around 11 we decide we should go to the next bar. So we get into Shelby's car and she takes us to her apartment were she changes cloths. She has a very sexy body. I should also mention that she is 22.
Well we try to go to the casino again but again fucking Allan can't get into the damn casino. Then we decide to go to the strip club. Long story short here. Our fucking waitress from 5 hours ago has taken us to her apartment change her cloths with us watching. and is now taking us to a strip club. We are having fun in the club when she gets pulled up onto the stage by one of the other strippers. She gets naked on stage. Then gets off and sit back down... For about 10 min then they pull her back up there. And she goes full nude the second time.
We decide it is time to leave at around 4 am and everyone is well lit. So i drive us home with shelby in the passenger seat. She gets naked again like topless. Then she reaches over and starts rubbing my dick. I get us home and it is crazy.
Back at dad's at 5 am go to bed and get up the next morning and go to the game. We are all hungover bad. But we go to the game have great times. Get drunk again then come back to dad's and PASS the fuck out. Get up the next day do some tourist shit and fly home......
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