This is the Monday after returning from sailing. The stage 8 mutha fuckin clinger is at my house, but i go out to trivia anyway. So Allan and i do our normal thing on monday. Trivia and beers. We have this neighbor hood pub that has a free game of trivia. We are a couple smart dudes so we have fun winning pretty often. Anyway on this particular night there is a blonde at the bar. Lets call her Anne and she is sitting alone at the bar. When the wolfpack finds prey separated from the herd it pounces. So i walk over and introduce myself to her and invite her to our table for trivia. She accepts and comes sits with us. We talk small talk and bs. Then little H shows up and we are have some more fun. Then the roommate shows up and begin to talk about how she had to get away for Stage 8 and her fucking kids. She tells me how stage 8 has been laying in my bed all day and she has been watching her kids. Anyway i tell the roommate STFU about the stage 8 i am trying to work on some shit here.
Well the roommate can't drink for shit. She has 2 martinis and is FUCKED up. After trivia we all decide to go to our watering hole down the street. We take Anne's car back to her place, she loves my truck. Usually i figure this is mine, but the roommate will not shut up about stage 8. So we get to Jdub and start playing bar games. Jenga and shit, have some gold fish races just general bullshit to pass time. Small talk outside that good stuff, with the roommate constantly talking about stage 8. At one point she even ask me why i am giving her the mean look. After Anne walks away i am like that is the SHUT THE FUCK UP look. Anyway i figure out that i have got no chance with Anne tonight and get her number. I take the roommate home and leave them there. Of course Allan runs with it without competition. I find out the next day he broke his anal cherry. Gets a little bit of anal in his life.
Later on in life i figure out that Anne is fucking annoying as FUCK so the roommate cockblocking wasn't a bad thing.
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