Baby Shower.

So the weekend after the breakup we all at a friends house for his wife's baby shower.  Somehow we end up in the garage because that is where the dart board is and we are drinking whisky and beer while throwing darts.  Good times always had while drinking and throwing darts.  So the WP decides i need to get out and spread my wings and well i don't disagree.  The WP decide we should go to the "french quarter" area so we load up and go.  We have an extra guy lets call him Mo, he is not married but lives with a good girl.  So we go to this pizza place in the area, not sure what it is called and i have been drinking heavily at this point.  I am smiling a lot because well i have been drinking and i smile a lot, being a good natured happy person i do smile lots.  Anyway we have this bigger girl for a waitress and we are giving her a hard time, you know being a little flirty.  We get our beers and order some pizzas.  I go to the bathroom, come back and flirting with a different waitress in the back.  I am a man on a mission at this point.  Sit back down and the pizzas come to which i ask the waitress, "Can i have some Tabasco and a bj."  If you could have seen her eyes, the sheer surprise of i have never heard that before.  Then my buddies start making up names for bj, "butter and jam" that is what he is talking about.  It was hilarious.  So we carry on eating our food, laugh some more, finish our beers, talk more to the waitress.  She was extremely curious about my job, how did i get it type shit.  So we leave and go to a bar nearby, we are still drinking of course.  I start hitting on this blonde, she has 2 friends i push 1 of them over to mark1 and the other one is so drunk she can barely stand up but is all about singing some karaoke.  Anyway i go to the bathroom after a while and on my way back some big girl grabs me and says "I want to buy you a shot", I am like who are you then i realize that it is the waitress.  I am like i am going to buy you a shot for being so cool.  We go to the bar have our shots and she looks at me and is like you ready for the bj now.  How does that shit work i am thinking.  Well i turn her down and go back to flirting with the blonde.  The night goes on and i screw it up with the blonde by bringing up the ex.  Lesson learned.