So Friday night again.... WP has plans for Sat night but nothing on Fri so Allan, Little H and myself meet up a local bar close to our house for some beers. We play some pool drink some beer you know the usual the bar is low on talent and we are really just killing time. So 1 am roles around we all look at each other and say ok let role out. Allan says i want to do some pull tabs before we go. i am like dude you don't need to do any pull tabs. He is like come on it will just take a sec. OK Allan with 2 L's go do some fucking pull tabs. For people not in wa pull tabs are these little paper thing that you pay money for and you pull on the fucking tab on the end and it says blah, but sometimes it say "YOU WON $$$". Ok so Allan sits down at the pull tabs with an empty chair between him and this red head. I am like WTF i got nothing better to do so i sit and chat up the Red head. She is older bout 43 i think she told me, but nice figure. So we chat it up blah blah blah, bar calls last call so we order 1 last drink. She says hey i smoke do you? I am like no but i will go with you so we go outside so she can smoke and blah blah blah some more. We go back in finish our drinks at this point the bar is kicking people out. We go sit on my tailgate and blah blah some more the fellas walk by and are like Jr you ok? I say yea guys see you tomorrow with a wink. So i talk to Red some more and she says whats next. I am like well we can go to your place and have some more drinks or my place. She says nah i think i just want your number. I say ok give it to her. I say you need a ride home? she says no i just met you i don't want a strange guy to know where i live. I say ok no prob call me tomorrow and leave. I almost get home i get a call. "hey can you come over?" Yes i can be there in a sec where do you live. Get her address and go to red's place. She opens the door pretty much naked, at this point i know what is about to happen. So we go to her bedroom and start getting down. She stops me for a sec and say "How do feel about anal?" I am like "umm i guess it is ok" i am a little dumbfounded at this point. never had that question asked. i tell her "i am ok as long as nothing is going in my ass. I don't mind sticking my dick in yours if that is what you like. I won't be begging you for it though." She is satisfied with that answer and starts making out with me again. Then she stops again. "You arent bi are you?" I am like "What? Babe i only swing both ways when i walk naked. WTH is going on here i might need to leave. If somebody jumps out of the closet we have problems." She is like "No it is not like that." Then she proceeds to tell me that about a year ago she was in a 4 year relationship when she found out that her bf had been fucking a married couple they knew. I was like fucking the wife and the husband watched. She was like NO! That is why it messed me up. She tells me that she was "Batshit crazy for a while!" I am like no shit. She goes the problem was i would ask questions i didn't want the answer to. Like she ask the bf do you suck his dick to which the answer was yes. Do you take it up the ass. To which the answer was yes. At this point i am like ok i understand why you ask those questions. You get a pass on that. We laugh go back to making out. She roles over ontop of me pulls my dick out and shoves it in her ass and start fucking.....
Next day i pick up Allan and head to WP den to watch the sucky ass fight. He ask how did it go? I am like you won't believe me but here you go. Tell him the story to which from then on the running joke is "How do you feel about anal" or "I only swing both ways when i walk naked" The WP decides we need to start a journal of Jrisms. And here you go.
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