Ok we decide we need to go to M's game, Felix is pitching, so we do our racist chant "KKKKKK" all night. We drink a lot of beers and meet some new peeps. Mark1's girl lets call her Randi from now on, meets up with some of her friends and she has friends of friends there also. We start hanging with a group of girls that is bigger than the WP that is out. We are also picking up on the ladies, the WP is strong this night.
"I was a doctor, a lawyer,
a senator's son, Brad Pitt's brother
and a man on the run.
Anything I thought would get the job done."
If you know that ref you know we were out for a good time. So the game ends we start filing out this chunky girl with very large breast has kinda latched onto me. She has a friend (Savey) that is better looking but you know, she is married or some shit like that. So we are rolling prob somewhere 20 strong at this point. We duck into a bar in dt Seattle and have some drinks. The fellas are making the chicks laugh as usual and things are progressing. I am not going to tell you the little H puked in the bar and nobody saw it happen, but i am not going to deny it if you ask...
Savey says hey you guys want to go to a lesbian bar on cap hill. Bunch of dudes of course the answer is hell yea. So we order some Uber's and head out. I am pretty sure we got lectured about lesbian etiquette in the uber all the way over. I think she thought we were going to be like bulls in a china closet. We get there the WP is strong in lesbian bars just in case you didn't know. I am pretty sure if the bar would have stayed open a bit longer our sheer scent would have straiten the lip stick lesbian out for a night. We have a great time. I am pretty sure, things are a little hazy, that i pulled the busty girls tits out at some point and suck on them in the bar. Yes she is still latched on. So bar closes and we uber back to the wolf den and i take the busty girl down stairs. we go at it but some whisky dick sets in, but sucking on those tits for an hour with some fondling was fun. So next morning wake up brush teeth and shit. Busty girl ask can you take me to the bus stop, to which my response is i will take you home i am a nice guy like that. She says well i live in Tacoma... Lesson learned ,she says bus stop you say "YES". So get up get dressed and take this chick to Tacoma.. Getting in the truck i say something you are gonna make this worth my while right. We get to BFE her condo is on some golf course i think, i might still be drunk from last night. I go into her bathroom and piss come out and lay on her bed. She says why don't we take a nap. I say that is a great idea pull my cloths off and go to sleep. When i wake up apparently she got in bed with me naked cause there is a tit right in my face so what is a guy to do. Start sucking. She wakes up and we play a bit then she starts sucking, but whisky dick is still in effect. Fella just wont fully salute he takes a knee and stands for a sec just long enough for her to excited i do some quick shit and my phone starts ringing. I answer and it is WP members where are you. you should be here. blah blah. I look over at busty say hey i got to go. Get dressed and walk out. As i am walking out the door she says i don't know your last name or phone number. I smile says some numbers real quick and walk away......
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