So it is Stiffler's bd and Friday night, what is the WP to do. Well we get drunk, this weekend is when the saying "keep it light drink all night" started. We go to this bar up the street from the WP den have a few beers. This night we keep it under control because well we have plans the next night to tear it down. Nothing spectacular happened other than i flirted with a 21 yo child and discovered that i am too old to talk to a 21 yo chick. Lesson learned. They might be good for fucking but not talking to. Now Saturday roles around and we go back up to the bar up the street from the den at about 1 in the afternoon. WE drank the bar out of Coors light and Rainier on this night. Literally ran the bar out of 2 kinds of beer. So the girl i push onto Mark1 last week still has his attention and she is there hanging with us. Brave girl that one, she invites her friends to the bar. Mind you this place is a shit hole up the street from the den. Love that bar though always good times people watching. The best part of this night has to be fucking with Karaoke girl from last week. She didn't remember me but I knew most everything that she told me last week. And i told her my bellybutton joke. Ready ok here go's i know you want to hear it. You ask a girl.
Have you ever had your bellybutton licked? Have you ever had it done right? The right way is from the inside. and show your tongue, hopefully you have a tongue like mine.......
Oh i guess at some point i told someone to read my hat when they asked where is was from...... I was wearing a camo LSU hat.
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